Scientifically accurate love story.
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit
Team I can’t, I have rehearsal
team in theory I could do these things but instead I’m going to spend four hours on the internet for no reason
cards against humanity / avengers edition
requested by my-fangirl-is-showing
we will love.
no fancy statements.
no perfect structures.
we will love."
— Beau Sia, excerpt from “Reverse Engineering” (via feellng)
Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.
Pretending dudes are funny is so exhausting, its not worth it honestly
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
|Bella:||I know what you are|
Speaking of The Grand Budapest … Listen: Wes Anderson: ‘We Made A Pastiche’ Of Eastern Europe’s Greatest Hits
Minimalist posters of Wes Anderson houses via Buzzfeed
Fun Fact: A group of frogs can be referred to as an army, a chorus or a colony!
A group of toads is called a knot.
Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy*
me: *drinks alcohol*
- Update RE: YouTube Sex Abuse
Hey all. I’ve been tweeting updates but I thought putting it all here might be easier. Although you may have noticed...
feelings are gross. this is so inconvenient.
- PSA for everyone writing term research papers right now
Mendeley is the greatest program ever